• Single, Woman seeking Man
  • 30 years old from Camp Hill, PA
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 3/6/2014
5' 7" (170 cm)
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Caucasian / White
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Some College
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My introduction

I'm neurotic and high-strung, I feel more compelled to list my shortcomings rather than my attributes. I will make ridiculous, obscure pop-culture references at inappropriate times and get frustrated when you don't immediately understand them. Semi-relevant side note: if you make a pop-culture reference that goes over my head, I'll feel slighted and grumpy. I'd rather stay in, drink a single malt and listen to James Carr, but don't get me wrong, monotony pisses me off. I swear, I'm not as sardonic and pissy as I sound. The older I get, the less qualified I feel to talk about myself. I grew up in New England and look forward to relocating there, and forgive me here... "making a home." God, someone please shoot me. Not really. I hope you're not into that. Is that a thing? Shooting chubby girls from internet dating sites? Crap, it probably is, but I digress. Please don't take yourself too seriously. Maybe you could balance me out? And not resent my incessant fragments and use of adverbs and belief that it IS okay to end a sentence in a preposition. The word "incessant" reminds me of that one Mariah Carey song...

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