So, I'm about to be 28 and I just wrapped up a divorce after seven years together. Am I a little broken, wounded, low in the self-esteem department? Pretty much. Most girls are going to be "Oh, I'm the baddest chick there is -duckface-", but I'm just trying to be real with you. I'm shy, at first, and if you find awkwardness attractive, you'll be satisfied. I'm an awkward penguin for sure. I play games, but only the kind that come in plastic boxes or in the form of downloadable content. I'm very devoted to my family; we are very close...and probably clinically insane by most standards. I have just a few very close friends. I'm loyal, if nothing else. I've never cheated. Ever. I'm told that I'm funny, but I don't really think so. I am a good writer, though; I'll own up to that one. If you want it all summed up, I'm just a charming weirdo looking for someone to spend time with, to laugh with, to love. Andddddddd I hate writing these things; how do you end them?!