i'm bitterly sarcastic, fabulously voluptuous, have this weird fascination with math.
i'm an intense combination of contradictions.
i wear tiaras when i'm sad.
i'm sweet fun. i'm a fantastic listener and a great cuddle.
i think, too often.
i often place items into my cleavage for safe keeping, only to either forget that they're there or to loose them entirely.
i almost became a rabbi.
i believe that i was irish in a past lifetime and am constantly looking to substantiate my celtic roots (this bartender from dublin once told me that i had the typical 'irish pug nose'. i tipped him $15 on a $4 drink and then proceeded to reach over the bar and kiss him square on the lips in front of his wife. . . she was not amused).
most importantly, throughout most of my childhood and some of my adolescence, i was convinced that milk was in fact cow pee.
born in canada and attended a bilingual school through grade 6 making my french ( or rather quebecois ) better at the age of 12 than it is now.
I am quirky, compassionate, and voluptuous