I'm... Staring at a blinking cursor. Who, besides the most narcissistic individual actually relishes writing these things? Ok, mini-tirade complete. Moving on to the "about me" portion of the program. I can be a bit of a smart @ss. This may be an understatement. I think I'm funny, in an observational, random "Seinfeld" kind of way. I like to learn (I'm a firm believer that one should strive to never stop learning). Even though I tend to spend a great deal of time at the office, I also know that it's important to relax and enjoy life. I love to travel and explore new places, but am equally content spending a night in kicking it with Netflix. I have an unhealthy affinity for Investigation Discovery programming and I really, really don't like cockroaches. That's me in 1000 characters or less (830, to be exact).