I'm that cute, nerdy girl you see singing in her car. I'm that woman with unique style that doesn't like designer labels and shops at thrift stores. I'm that super polite woman you see at restaurants who is kind to people and smiles at everyone she sees. I'm that chick fishing anywhere she can. I'm that girl with the great sense of humor who can laugh at herself. I'm that feminine woman you overhear talking about her love of horror movies and Adult Swim. I'm that really cool, fun, close female friend of yours; the one you look at and say, "Why can't I meet a woman just like you?" Yeah, that's me.
I'm also that large woman you see out in public sometimes. I like my figure, I'm comfortable in my own skin and I'm proud of my looks so don't think I'm one of those self loathing fat chicks. But ‘cuz I'm a unique woman only certain men find attractive I'm fully disclosing some info about myself: = I'm only 5'0" tall but very heavy, between 390-410 pounds.
= My measurements are around 57/51/75. = I'm pear-shaped meaning the majority of my heaviness is carried in my hips, behind, lower tummy and legs.