hmmmm. Well Hi, I'm A***** (ice breaker baby!) and I'm an alcoholic. J/K I'm actually an angry feminist with high standards and low self esteem. I hate small talk but I like gritty conversation and dancing. I have two ferrets that I use in place of relationships. But I'm also funny, intense, non-sensical and have great nice-smelling hair.
I also smoke cigarettes. And do a lot of cardio to loose my belly so I can fit in designer clothes that I can't afford. :)