Curvaceous "smarty pants" seeks charming, witty, "know it all" for fun and conversation. Must be honest, trustworthy, sexy, eclectic, sarcastic, SINGLE, emotionally available, active, and know how to spell. OK OK even Einstein couldn't spell...so be able to use words properly in a sentence! Must love music, laughter, animals and have a little bit more to talk about than my "coolness" or your supposedly giant bank account, giant boat, giant whatever... Please be real.
Do you meet any of the following criteria?
Are you unique, original, creative, smart, and sincere? Can you teach me a lesson or do you need to be taught one? Can you keep me interested? Are you sexy and cerebral? Magical and musical? Can you make me laugh? Sing me a song? Play me a tune? Can you laugh at yourself? Like yourself? Love yourself? Are you a nerd, geek, outcast, oddball or weirdo? (Me too!) Are you not like anybody else? Are you the coolest person you know? Brave? Ballsy? Do you think you may be someone from my tribe? Would you like to find out?
I'd prefer to simply chat on the phone and meet for a few...then we will know! If you don't have a sense of humor...don't bother.