Laughing is essential. Perfection is impossible.
I love to laugh & joke around. Weird things happen to me; nothing that you should be afraid of, but just realize you could be in for an interesting ride. I hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by a bunch of flattering adjectives. So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, opinionated, I can’t kill a fly, I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. I'm not into fighting, sulking, cheating, clothing accounts, credit cards, shopping malls or artificial nails. I am not offended by a dirty joke & can dish out one of my own. Unfortunately, I am an awful navigator, but that leads to all sorts of adventures.
What you see is what you get – I will never, ever, be tall or willowy. I am totally & completely comfortable in my skin. No rush, not desperate, awesome job, house trained, can cook extremely well, socially presentable and looks that won't scare your dog. I'm adaptable, honest, and transparent. I definitely have an adventurous streak. I strive to live fearlessly, not to merely see life in black-and-white and occasionally I walk into things.