Words to describe me: nonconforming, intelligent, irreverent, sensitive, loyal, bluntly honest, sarcastic, hardworking, fun-loving, passionate Words that do not describe me: meek, mild, passive, submissive, obedient What I dislike: following the herd, staying within the lines, dishonesty, greed, and abject stupidity I’m not into: politics or religion Favorite Question: Why?Favorite Quote: “Well behaved women rarely make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Favorite physical activities: swimming, dancing, sex (not necessarily in that order)What I like to do: reading, playing games (cards, board, strategy – not head), going to county fairs & festivals, watching movies, and listening to music Something I’d like to learn: carpentry/woodworkin g What would not work in a relationship with me: Severe allergies to dogs and cats, dislike of dogs or cats READ ALL WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS PRIOR TO INITIATING CONTACT. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INSULT OR INJURY AS A RESULT OF NEGLIGENCE. WHEN MAKING CONTACT, MUST ENGAGE BRAIN FIRST. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY BE CATASTROPHIC. CONTENTS HEAT UP QUICKLY -MAY IGNITE. DO NOT INTERFERE WITH SELF-PROPELLING MECHANISM. UNIT WILL NOT WORK WITH A CONTROLLER. MUST BE ABLE TO KEEP ALL APPENDAGES INSIDE UNTIL RIDE COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP. NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. DISASSEMBLY PROHIBITED. NO WARRANTIES EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. ACCEPTANCE ON AN AS IS BASIS ONLY.